Woman:Can I have birth control?
Government:No.
Woman:I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government:No.
Woman:I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government:No.
Woman:My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government:Yes.